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Birthday greetings vulgar
We wish you to always stand
Your fighter is on duty
To surprise the girls
They said "well done"
So that everything is always appreciated,
Well, they came again!
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Up to a hundred years old and hello,
Send all the troubles to hu ..
Be healthy and in body
To overcome adversity.
Drink, drink, don't stress
And go full out.
Be successful and rich
For life to be piz..toy!
To always end
And the enemies came piz.ets!
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Your arms and shoulders make
Remember the night in which I melt ...
You were so hard, so close, so strong
That this dream is in front of me now!
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Hi! Happy this day to you!
Congratulations, there is
Big wish.
To live life kayfovo,
Without syringes and without tattoos,
To make girls stand
When your little boy is long
I went into the wilds of the forest,
Lost to wander
Long long down the tracks
And he shot, shot peas.
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Congratulating you on your birthday,
I will not pour banal phrases,
I want fucking heifers
Fuck a day many times!
Spend all the hardships in a crowd,
Send problems to x * r,
Less sweat at work
Don't stress yourself out!
Cheerful, strong and lucky,
Fly to victories, do not wander,
So that everything in life is on track,
Rake more dough!
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We wish that in your palms,
Affectionate crumbs strove,
To jump and do.
And so that everyone shows the class,
And in the morning coffee cigarette
And here she is, and not dressed!
Happy birthday greetings
My congratulations to a friend
I want a friend like this
So that at the thought of her,
You were getting stronger
The strength of a man
And she was a hero!
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Be who you are:
For friends - a good friend,
At home - a loving spouse
And a caring father
And in bed - well done!
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Wish you money?
But it will take a lot of work.
Wish you girls?
But you look better without horns.
Maybe you want a wheelbarrow?
But then you won't be able to drink.
Or maybe become a politician?
Then everyone will not love.
Well, I wish, then
Money, girls, cars and power.
Take your pick, good luck
I wish you happiness too!
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Let's do this with you...
Let's celebrate your birthday!
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Let there be great health!
The chest does not sag sluggishly,
To cunnilingus - more often! -
Someone would love it!
And so that every early morning
When you don’t get up - well, there is no strength !!
Let it not be an alarm clock - fail it! -
Hot Maine woke you up!
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I'll surprise you
With his rough tongue,
So that you squeal for an encore,
Glorious on your birthday!
Birthdays are probably one of the few events that gather the closest and dearest people into a friendly circle. At the festive table, in an atmosphere of fun and enthusiasm, only the most important people gather in the life of the birthday man. Pleasant words and compliments spoken for the hundredth time in a row are often lost among the abundance of adjectives. Do not be predictable - give or a relative an extraordinary “Happy Birthday” congratulation in a vulgar form! Imagine the reaction of the birthday boy - you will immediately see how he breaks into a radiant smile and thanks you for your sincere humor and fun.
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Birthday greetings vulgar
We wish you to always stand
Your fighter is on duty
To surprise the girls
They said "well done"
So that everything is always appreciated,
Well, they came again!
Original vulgar birthday greetings
Up to a hundred years old and,
Send all the troubles to hu ..
Be healthy and in body
To overcome adversity.
Drink, drink, don't stress
And go full out.
Be successful and rich
For life to be piz..toy!
To always end
And the enemies came piz.ets!
Cool vulgar birthday greetings from a friend
Congratulating you on your birthday,
I will not pour banal phrases,
I want fucking heifers
Fuck a day many times!
Spend all the hardships in a crowd,
Send problems to x * r,
Less sweat at work
Don't stress yourself out!
Cheerful, strong and lucky,
Fly to victories, do not wander,
So that everything in life is on track,
Rake more dough!
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You will be beautiful, thin
Lovely, a little bit cheesy.
swift amazon,
And even a little - in the spring.
You will be the queen of the ball
Princess and Mrs.
Fill the glasses with wine
And cut the cake with a knife!
Princess! Queen! Fairy!
And everyone is in love with you!
Souls. He is subservient to you
Crazy, in love and quiet.
Today you, no doubt,
He will write a poem at night.
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Clouds around.
And a circle of girlfriends.
Celebrate your holiday in nature
All friends have come
And the fire was lit
And love the summer weather.
And in a glass of wine
Can't see the bottom
But you will find fulfillment of desires.
And the maple will tell
Who is in love with you,
Who will you receive recognition from?
Don't touch the glass
Look through the fire
Look at the one with the curls
And smile at him.
He is your fairy prince
From a ship under seven sails.
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Happy birthday, I congratulate you
You read my congratulations
From the bottom of my heart I wish you all
In a life of happiness, kindness and love!
Life brings you joy and happiness
Let them not pass without a trace
May your beauty, your tenderness
We wish you a birthday
Travel the whole world
Then all the adventures
Tell us at lunch!
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We wish you happiness
prosperity and patience.
Let all bad weather pass
Unrest, excitement!
Happy Birthday! Don't grieve!
Be beautiful and slim
So that all around men
You've gone crazy!
Congratulations to a friend
May spring bloom in your soul.
May you have more fun.
Let life give happiness and health,
Be always surrounded by love.
Vulgar congratulations to a friend
It's your birthday today
Today you are especially sweet
And we are in a hurry to voice congratulations,
Which you may not have expected!
We wish you good luck
Go, definitely, relax,
Well, the seller is for you
Let him hand over a little happiness in the store.
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I want to wish you today
Give smiles and shine with happiness,
Good luck wagon and luck bag,
I want your wallet to be full.
Good boss and friendly colleagues
Health to you and all your loved ones forever!
I wish the boss smiled at the meeting,
I wish you the best plans for the evening,
I wish you resorts, luxury hotels,
Cafes, restaurants, awesome cocktails,
Cool outfits for the price and style
I want to try on the "Miss World" crown.
I only wish that, well, the horror is right -
Bouquets of flowers, serenade under the window,
Cakes and cakes without any consequences,
Less worries and troubles, like in childhood.
The most fashionable outfits, a villa outside the city!
Well, everything seems to be! Didn't forget anything?
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Vulgar congratulations, of course, are not appropriate in all cases, but if you are sure that they will be correctly perceived, use ready-made humorous wishes with an undisguised sexual nature. This is an extraordinary way to wish a happy birthday, which your friends will appreciate. It is so easy to be original today - just send a vulgar congratulation written in a beautiful poetic form, and it will add additional piquancy and fun to the holiday.
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Birthday vulgar I'll surprise you
With his rough tongue,
So that you squeal for an encore,
Glorious on your birthday! I want you, it hurts my legs I want you, it hurts my legs
Stop slowing down!!!
'Cause nothing's happening
Keep your virginity up... Your soul is good, your soul is good,
Oh, and good ass!
Happy birthday, congratulations
I want to "tear" you! There is no place in life for the weak now There is no place for the weak in life now
only the strong are lucky in fate
you are made of cool dough
so good luck with everything!!! I wish bright colors in my life I wish bright colors in my life
And unearthly great love,
Just pull the little thing! You can't understand a man with your mind. You can't understand a man with your mind..
The logic of science is powerless!
You will give yourself to him - he will say bl..d,
And do not give up - the bitch will scream! Do you love classics? Frets! Do you love classics? Frets!
Suit, flowers and a restaurant,
And after - the number, you're in bed
1 2 3 4 5 6 7
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"Catch always men's glances»
Catch always men's glances,
And just choose a prince!
And money - we don't need much -
So that life resembles paradise!
Let the hairstyle be stylish
And cellulite is alien to the figure,
Personal life - loving,
After all, sex gives us health!
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"I wish you a birthday»
I wish you on your birthday
To surround joyful faces,
So that there is both fun and peace,
The husband was a king, the lover was a prince!
And money, well, quite a bit -
To a jeep and an apartment in the center,
So that the chest only becomes larger,
A sip of love, but happiness - a centner!
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"Happy birthday my friend!»
Happy birthday my friend!
Let everything be with you:
And the penthouse, and the servants,
The yacht is personal!
In the center - a private apartment,
Dress up in boutiques
And fret only with fat,
And live like in your dreams!
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“Happy birthday, dear!»
Happy birthday dear!
Congratulations from the bottom of my heart!
Let them give you diamonds
Hurry up to take them!
Let there be more money
And love is in a million!
Don't let people judge you
You are a life champion!
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"Meet your prince!»
My dear friend!
On your birthday
You are like in a fairy tale that frog
Meet your prince!
And if you don't see it, don't worry!
There is a short recipe:
Even a weirdo will become a prince
If you drink vodka!
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“Let there be fewer critical days»
Let there be fewer critical days
And more - cloudless, passionate!
Let the money be in full in your bag,
And less dangerous connections!
Hope, health, good luck and strength,
Love - without problem flights,
And so that Abramovich asked for his hand,
And joyful ups and downs of life!
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Girls are found in a quiet pool,
And you sparkle and shine
And in the volume list are,
And you and your fetish.
I wish you on your birthday
More men
So that life from pleasure,
Falling from the sides!
So that the back is tanned,
Lined up right in line
Tasting crazy,
Rub them all in a row!
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Take everything from life
What is given by fate
Car and ring
And be that dream!
In reality, in life to embody!
Monaco, city of Nitsa,
And get more sex
Shoot eyes at faces.
Love, sparkle, smile!
From this second, as a countdown,
Shine on your birthday
In bliss, like flying!
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Catch like an airplane
Flutter your hands
From happiness get a flight,
And tremble with rays!
More sex parties
Resort those novels.
Go with Martini without hesitation!
And money from pockets.
Those oligarchs and monsieur
Nishtyak, all without deceit,
Bathe in chic and lingerie.
And bags of caimans.
All this is just for you
I wish you a birthday
Fate gifts and me
For you to enjoy!
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Catch the princess at the pier
That boat of happiness that I dreamed of
And I wish you a happy birthday!
Monaco, Nitsa at first!
So that the car was class S,
Hold your ass you're in jubilee-Ass,
So that the pens are golden,
Superstar hairstyles are cool.
In the solarium, so as to wind the term,
To walk and sunbathe every day,
You can be blonde!
And you have to be queen!
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Vulgar congratulations to a girlfriend on her birthday
How to choose the right gift? Agree, receiving gifts is equally pleasant for everyone, both adults and children. But not every person knows how to choose the right present with imagination and originality. After all, everyone is different, everyone has their own preferences, hobbies and habits. An incorrectly chosen gift can spoil the festive mood, disappoint or even offend the birthday person. Therefore, when choosing a gift, you must either first find out from the birthday person what he wants for his birthday, or take the choice very responsibly and, after analyzing everything, choose a gift yourself, using a few tips.It is easier for loved ones to choose a gift, because we know their tastes and preferences. Most likely, the main thing for them will be that you have not forgotten about their birthday and have prepared a small but cute gift, for example, an album with your general photos, in such an album you can make a signature for each. Believe me, this is very touching for your loved one, be it your mother, grandmother, sister or loved one.
With little-known people, everything is more difficult, we do not know about their tastes and preferences, so you need to be careful in choosing. To find out who likes what presents, you can refer to the psychological characteristics of a person. Psychologists divide everyone into three types: auditory, visual and kinesthetic. Visuals prefer to perceive information about the world through their eyesight. And how to distinguish a visual from other types? When talking, a person of this type looks into the eyes of the interlocutor and looks away if they are immersed deep in their thoughts. For visuals, the best gift would be a colorful painting, an interesting figurine, or something original, but tasteful, pleasing to the eye.
Audials perceive the world through hearing, for them the main thing is sounds. When talking, such people often sit sideways, while looking to the side, thinking about their own. The best gift for them will be CDs, MP3 players, music boxes, in general, everything that makes mesmerizing sounds.
Well, the last type of people is kinesthetics. People of this type tend to touch everything, to know by touch. During a conversation, they often tend to touch the interlocutor, and sometimes do not even look at him. An ideal gift for such people would be a soft toy (pleasant to the touch), scented candles in interesting candlesticks, perfume or confectionery.
Recently, there has been a trend to make gifts with connotations. For example, if you received a roasted chocolate in chocolate as a gift from a man, it means that he is breathing unevenly towards you. Soft candies with nuts inside, such as Rafaelo, indicate that you have a secret admirer. Sweets with cognac, liquor or rum indicate that your proximity intoxicates more than wine. Soufflé is an easy and non-committal sympathy, so do not make plans if your man gives you a delicate soufflé. If you were presented with bitter chocolate with a bottle of wine as a gift, then your donor hopes for an early intimate relationship with you. I don’t know if all this can be taken seriously, but this is an individual right of each person. Probably the best way out is to listen to your heart.
Oh, yes, now it has become fashionable to give certificates for the Nth amount, and a person can choose a gift himself. But, in my opinion, in this case, all the joy of the gift is lost.
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I asked for a sip of water, they gave me a glass. He asked for a stalk, they gave a sheaf. Asked to suck, gave your cell number.Rooster for sale, trampling hens. To death.
My life without you is like a toilet paper-sire, long time to asshole!
With onions and eggs, but not a pie?
(Robin the Hood.)
A boy and a girl in the grass were doing something on "E". (Eat strawberries.)
I don't have... your rose in a glass. You don't have... tap water. I would plant you... the whole alley with flowers, If you gave me... seeds of those flowers:)
The last ray of light went out.
The evening spread like slime.
One friend is a cigarette
And it poisons my life.
Dropped the bear on the floor
Tore off the bear's paw,
A broom is inserted into the ass of the bear,
Bear owes a lot of money...
If you easily and simply knocked out the doors with your head?
So you are dumb and fat and not strong and cool!!!
Sleep, my joy, sleep,
Tomorrow you wake up in blood
The eyes in the saucepan are boiling,
Spout crumbled into lettuce
Skull hanging like a chandelier
Sleep, my joy, sleep!
At night, foggy among the flexible birches
The dead body lies without hair
All bloodied without a nose and eyes
This is what an orgasm brings
Let's compliment each other
After all, this is all that impotent people are capable of.
Where to go, where to go
Who to find, who to surrender to?
What can not sleep my friend,
Jerk off and lie down on the barrels.
Do you love classics? Frets!
Suit, flowers and a restaurant,
And after - the number, you're in bed
(well, as always, the standard plan)
But instead, alas
Museum, theater and lecture series!
Well, what a bore you are!
And this is the enemy of any erections ...
We already know you
Almost a week or more
And there is a sediment on the soul -
It's time to fuck! Where is longer?
And for the last time I turn to you.
Yes, I'm getting more and more away from you
Sometimes I dream about you at night
I hate you for hours.
Do you want to know the whole truth?
Want? No, I can't tell you
I'm fine, almost
And capital letters from top to bottom you read!
You came, sat at the door,
Clips nervously tugging:
"Something else I wanted...
Damn... Oh yeah! You!"
You will be a bird, fly
You will swim like a fish
You will be a cancer CALL!!!
I'm standing on the asphalt, I'm wearing shoes...
Chi lizhi don’t go, chi I ... banuty!
I want you, it brings my legs together
Will you stop slowing down?
'Cause nothing's happening
Tired of keeping virginity ...
I gave you gifts and flowers
With the feeling of an idiot.
It's not that you're so beautiful
And just fuck off hunting !!!
You can't understand a man...
The logic of science is powerless!
You give yourself to him - he will say bl*d,
And do not give up - the bitch will say!
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